Honeysuckles by January Rayne
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Spice Rating: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Plot: 📚📚
Format: 📱
POV: Dual


🕊️ ➞ Tropes:

⚔️🚫 Touch Her, You Die 🚫⚔️
👬 Monster / Sci-Fi Romance 👬
👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 Mates 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻
🔪👤 Stalker 👤🔪
🥰😒 Grumpy / Sunshine 😒🥰
👁️🌶️😴Somno 😴🌶️👁️


🕊️ ➞ Progress Notes & Initial Thoughts:

So Uhh…



This one was a wild and strangeeee ride. There were just so many… weird elements. I don’t think a tentacle penis was necessary. I read this in its completion to see how far the author would go… And far she went! This is going to be a quicker review as I honestly have no desire to think of some of the unhinged things these characters did 🤣🤣




🕊️ ➞ Summary Breakdown & Commentary:

Okay so basically the H was a science experience gone wrong and he had different animalistic traits (i.e. a tentacle dick) and when he saw h, his werewolves/vampire instincts came out and his beasts were shouting “mate.” So he stalked her and killed anyone who hurt her. Killed so many people to the point where he was dubbed a serial killer in town. Eventually, they got together and lived happily ever after. FMC gave birth to an egg. I just…




🕊️ ➞ Closing Thoughts:

Anyways, I wasn’t crazy about the plot/creature but from a writing perspective, it was well written the spice was good (until the author reminded us that his dick was purple and red with suckers. Send help. This image won’t leave my brain)

Otherwise, wasn’t my cup of tea.




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