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Honeysuckles by January Rayne wasn’t my cup of tea. I wasn’t crazy about the plot/creature, but from a writing perspective, it was well written. The spice was good (until the author reminded us that his dick was purple and red with suckers. Send help. This image won’t leave my brain.)

Monster Stalker #1

Honeysuckles

January Rayne

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11.21.23

11.21.23

Spice Rating:

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Plot Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

My Rating:

Rating: 2 out of 5.

Specs:

Adult

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Monster Romance

Digital

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301 pages

POV

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Alternating First

What The Vibes Are

What It’s About

I’m a monster DNA experiment and she’s everything my beasts want.

I escape the hell that tortured me for months.
I’m turned into something so dangerous and brutal; I don’t recognize myself.
And when I feel a pull in my chest, I follow it not understanding why.
I see her and possession takes over.
Her beauty is addiction.
And her smell?
God…her scent….mmm…
It drives me insane.
A thing like me doesn’t stand a chance with a woman like her.
I am obsessed. I can’t stay away.
I stalk her.
I kill for her.
I take her.
I mark my territory.
I protect her from everyone and everything.
Except me.
She’s mine.
Whether she likes it or not.

And all my beasts agree.

Progress Thoughts & Rants

So Uhh…

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This one was a wild and strangeeee ride. There were just so many… weird elements. I don’t think a tentacle penis was necessary. I read this in its completion to see how far the author would go… And far she went! This is going to be a quicker review, as I honestly have no desire to think of some of the unhinged things these characters did 

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What I thought about it

***Possible Spoilers below

Okay, so basically the H was a science experience gone wrong, and he had different animalistic traits (i.e., a tentacle dick) and when he saw h, his werewolves/vampire instincts came out, and his beasts were shouting “mate.” So he stalked her and killed anyone who hurt her. Killed so many people that he was dubbed a serial killer in town. Eventually, they got together and lived happily ever after. FMC gave birth to an egg. I just…

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Conclusion

Anyways, I wasn’t crazy about the plot/creature, but from a writing perspective, it was well written. The spice was good (until the author reminded us that his dick was purple and red with suckers. Send help. This image won’t leave my brain)

Otherwise, wasn’t my cup of tea.

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